Had a stench from tail to nose
And if you ever smelled her
You would even say "That's gross!"
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| Who me? |
All of the other doggies
Used to laugh and call her names
They never let poor Mushroom
Play in any doggy games
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| Like bitey-face |
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say
Mushroom with your stench so bright
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight
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| This doesn't involve being cold, does it? |
Then how the doggies loved her
As they shouted out with glee
Mushroom the stinky pit bull
You'll be bathed sometime this week! (Hopefully...)
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| Ohnoes! |
Do you write holiday songs about your dogs?
E sings all kinds of songs about the pups. Our favorite part of dog baths...dog bath photos!
ReplyDeleteLove the last photo:) I think I morph some songs into songs for my dogs but never as clever and funny as yours!
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