Monday, December 17, 2012

A Christmas Song

Mushroom the stinky pit bull
Had a stench from tail to nose
And if you ever smelled her
You would even say "That's gross!"

Who me?

All of the other doggies
Used to laugh and call her names
They never let poor Mushroom
Play in any doggy games

Like bitey-face

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say
Mushroom with your stench so bright
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight

This doesn't involve being cold, does it?

Then how the doggies loved her
As they shouted out with glee
Mushroom the stinky pit bull
You'll be bathed sometime this week! (Hopefully...)


Do you write holiday songs about your dogs?


  1. E sings all kinds of songs about the pups. Our favorite part of dog bath photos!

  2. Love the last photo:) I think I morph some songs into songs for my dogs but never as clever and funny as yours!