Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Songs About Badger

When I was showering this morning, I sang one of my silly songs about Badger and thought "I should post this on my blog". Then I got to work and read this post from Love and a Six-Foot Leash, and I knew I needed to post the Badger songs. So here goes nothing!

"Badger Theme" (Sung to the tune of the Spiderman theme)
Badger-face, Badger-face
Does whatever a Badger can
Chews his toys, eats his food
Sniffs around and grabs our shoes
(Also: Sniffs around and takes a poo)
Look out!
Here comes the Badger-face

"I love it here! It smells like feet!"

"Badger-Face vs Mushroom-Face" (Sung to the tune of "Particle Man" by They Might Be Giants)
Badger-face, Badger-face
Doing the things a Badger can
What's he like? Kind of a jerk

Is he a dog, or is he a seal?
When he's underwater does he get wet?
Or does the water turn black instead?
Guess which one, Badger-face

Mushroom-face, Mushroom-face
Mushroom plays with Badger-face
They have a fight, no one wins
(Also: They have a fight, Badger wins)
Dogs in crates

"Let us out! We promise we'll be good!"

1 comment:

  1. So ... I think we need a recording of the aforementioned song ... :)