"Badger Theme" (Sung to the tune of the Spiderman theme)
Does whatever a Badger can
Chews his toys, eats his food
Sniffs around and grabs our shoes (Also: Sniffs around and takes a poo)
Here comes the Badger-face
|"I love it here! It smells like feet!"|
"Badger-Face vs Mushroom-Face" (Sung to the tune of "Particle Man" by They Might Be Giants)
Doing the things a Badger can
What's he like? Kind of a jerk
Is he a dog, or is he a seal?
When he's underwater does he get wet?
Or does the water turn black instead?
Guess which one, Badger-face
Mushroom plays with Badger-face
They have a fight, no one wins (Also: They have a fight, Badger wins)
Dogs in crates
|"Let us out! We promise we'll be good!"|